Tom Hanks Getting the Coronavirus Finally Broke Us

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On Wednesday night just before 9 p.m. on an episode of the The Masked Singer, a person dressed as a pink bear, styled as if they had bathed in cotton candy after an acid trip, took off their clunky mask.

It was Sarah Palin, who proceeded to rap along to Sir Mix-a-Lots Baby Got Back as Mariah Careys ex, Nick Cannon, twerked next to her and famed vaccination skeptic Jenny McCarthy enthusiastically whooped in delight.

After the credits rolled, Fox News cut in with the presidential address on the novel coronavirus from Donald Trump, in which a confused travel ban was announced. By the time Trump finished his speech, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson revealed that they had contracted the virus.

If it were a fictional doomsday taleakin to the upsetting launch of HBOs Years and Yearsit would be too on the nose to even be entertaining. Taken as bleak reality, however, I coughed soon after and began writing my will.

It was a truly remarkable series of events, alternatively a wake-up call and a told-ya-so moment, depending on whether you lean more toward the Bethenny Frankel-coined #thisisacrisis or the Elisabeth Hasselbeck-endorsed Prayer & Purel side of the concern spectrum.

After some vaguely mean-spirited odds-playing about which celebrity would be the first to contract the coronavirus, it is, almost too outrageously, the most famous actor in the world and his beloved wife who are the first major public figures. As comedian Whitney Cummings said in a widely shared tweet, Its like it picked the celebrity we cared the most about to make a point.

It was, for so many Americans, the moment that shit just got real. I know this because if you search shit just got real and Tom Hanks on Twitter, a whole lot of people did indeed say just that.

Listen, no one is the right person to be the highest-profile face of a terrifying pandemic. That is a ludicrous suggestion. But the fact is that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have tested positive, and are being hospitalized and cared for. Its sad and egregious, yet true: It took it being them for the world to finally pay attention.

Its a burden thats been unfairly thrust onto them, but as actress Nia Vardalos wrote, If there are any two people who can lead us with dignity and good humor through this health crisis, it is them. Perhaps, finally, this is an opportunity to demystify this diseasean opportunity that couldnt have come soon enough.

Scan social media, the news, and your friends and familys group text chain, and youll encounter people drunk with panic off a debilitating cocktail of alarming news, anxiety, anger, and hysteria.

There are the writers and influencers with large followings who have embarked on second careers as armchair public health experts, making great use of an already attention-seeking platform to stoke fears, chastise, and shameas well-meaning as their mission may be to inform. Weve gone from joking about touching our faces to spelling out societys certain demise in just the span of a week.

Decisions are being made about cancellations and closures that will help but also hurt many people, and the tension between those things is veering on violent.

Yes, of course it is to the benefit of all for everyone to, for the love of Oprah and all things holy, stay home. But the reality is that most Americans dont spend their work days staring at the clouds from the desks of their high-rise buildings, for whom working from home amounts to a sacrifice of the free hummus packs and a few more conference calls. For the vast majority of the workforce, social distancing requires a much more dramatic reckoning.

Even yet, the very idea of working from home is being characterized as some incarcerating form of torture, with scores of people suddenly moonlighting as coaches on how to weather it. Dress everyday like youre going to work and keep a strict schedule, as if, for those who typically go to offices, the opportunity to wear sweatpants and take a break to masturbate at 2 pm isnt the one silver lining to all of this.

The truth is, as we trip over stacks of hoarded cans of beans on the way to what purports to be an absolutely epic amount of pooping, there needs to be some clarity and reasonespecially as our leadership continues to issue mixed messaging and many still gather news and advice in echo chambers.

Bringing it back to the unfortunate predicament of the Hankses, were already starting to see some rationality and benefit. Accompanying the news that the couple tested positive was the reason they were tested at all. They felt unwell, suspected their symptoms could be problematic, andhere it istesting is free and widely available in Australia.

On the subject of wake-up calls, that should ring the loudest alarm. Their symptoms may not have been enough to warrant testing in the U.S., where a shortage and lack of testing remains one of the most pressing concerns in the countrys response to the pandemic.

That Hanks and Wilson were only able to be tested because of the country where Hanks was shooting a film, and are now stable and with a promising prognosis, is information that concerned Americans should weaponize in their demand for safe protocol.

Beyond that, theres power in their instantly viral, calming words about what happens next, arriving just when we needed to hear them: Not much more to it than a one-day-at-a-time approach, no?